bottle of gin;bottle of rum;bottle of sake;bottle of tequila;bottle of vodka;bottle of whiskey;boxed wine;eldritch elixir;an evil little sump'm sump'm;evil ducha de oro;evil horizontal tango;evil roll in the hay;world's most unappetizing beverage;Divine;gimlet;Gordon Bennett;Mae West;mandarina colada;Mon Tiki;Neuromancer;prussian cathouse;tangarita;teqiwila slammer;vodka stratocaster;yellow brick road;skewered cherry;skewered jumbo olive;skewered lime;Crimbojito;Gin Mint;Mint Yulep;Sangria de Menthe;Tequiz Navidad;Vodka Matryoshka;a little sump'm sump'm;beaver punch (cherry);beaver punch (papaya);beaver punch (peach);blended frozen swill;bungle in the jungle;calle de miel;ducha de oro;fruity girl swill;fuzzbump;horizontal tango;Murderer's Punch;ocean motion;perpendicular hula;pink pony;pumpkin beer;rockin' wagon;roll in the hay;slap and tickle;slip 'n' slide;soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini;tropical swill;haunted bottle of vodka;haunted eggnog;haunted gimlet;haunted martini;twice-haunted screwdriver;blended frozen swill with a fly in it;calle de miel with a fly in it;Mae West with a fly in it;mandarina colada with a fly in it;perpendicular hula with a fly in it;prussian cathouse with a fly in it;rockin' wagon with a fly in it;slap and tickle with a fly in it;stealth bomber;tangarita with a fly in it;berry-infused sake;citrus-infused sake;melon-infused sake;mulled berry wine;bad rum and good cola;boilermaker;carrot claret;fine wine;plum wine;slap and slap again;gamma nog;robin nog;blood-red mushroom wine;buzzing mushroom wine;complex mushroom wine;cool mushroom wine;flaming mushroom wine;flat mushroom wine;gloomy mushroom wine;icy mushroom wine;knob mushroom wine;knoll mushroom wine;nega-mushroom wine;oily mushroom wine;overpowering mushroom wine;pointy mushroom wine;smooth mushroom wine;spooky mushroom wine;stinky mushroom wine;swirling mushroom wine;perfect cosmopolitan;perfect dark and stormy;perfect mimosa;perfect negroni;perfect old-fashioned;perfect paloma;bottle of drinkin' gas;caipifruta;chocotini;gibson;gin and tonic;mimosette;parisian cathouse;rabbit punch;teqiwila;tequila sunset;vodka and tonic;vodka gibson;whiskey bittersweet;zmobie;Bloody Nora;Churchill;dirt julep;double entendre;drive-by shooting;eighth plague;elemental caipiroska;extremely slippery nipple;Feliz Navidad;Gnollish sangria;Gnomish sagngria;great old fashioned;gunner's daughter;hell in a bucket;literal grasshopper;London frog;low tide martini;mentholated wine;moreltini;morning dew;Mysterious Island iced tea;Newark;nothingtini;Phil Collins;Phlegethon;piscatini;R'lyeh;reverse Tantalus;shroomtini;Siberian sunrise;Simepore slime;single entendre;soilzerac;vodka barracuda;vodka stinger;whiskey squeeze;shot of blackberry schnapps;shot of flower schnapps;shot of grapefruit schnapps;shot of orange schnapps;shot of peach schnapps;shot of pear schnapps;shot of tomato schnapps;neg grog;banana daiquiri;bloody mary;dry martini;dry vodka martini;eggnog;especially salty dog;extra-spicy bloody mary;grog;lumbering jack;margarita;martini;monkey wrench;old-fashioned;papaya sling;redrum;rum and cola;rum and cola;salty dog;sangria;screwdriver;snakebite;spiced rum;strawberry daiquiri;strawberry wine;tequila sunrise;tequila with training wheels;vodka and cranberry;vodka martini;whiskey and cola;whiskey and cola;whiskey and soda;whiskey sour;white Canadian;White Hyborian;wine spritzer;Irish Coffee, English Heart;Paint A Vulgar Pitcher;Strikes Again Bigmouth;bloody beer;bloody beer;green beer;green beer;pebblebräu;pebblebräu;bodyslam;cherry bomb;dirty martini;grogtini;sangria del diablo;vesper;dew yoana lei;dew yoana salacious lei;lychee chuhai;salacious lychee chuhai;salacious screwdiver;screwdiver;flask of peppermint schnapps