clownskin belt;shin gourds;velcro boots;vinyl boots;white belt;black belt;furry green earmuffs;knobby kneepads;ratskin belt;reinforced furry underpants;spiky turtle shoulderpads;teflon swim fins;ancient turtle shell helmet;asbestos helmet turtle;bat hat;black cowboy hat;bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban;catskin cap;chrome helmet turtle;eelskin hat;floaty rock helmet;linoleum helmet turtle;lynyrdskin cap;meaty helmet turtle;nasty rat mask;samurai turtle helmet;spiky turtle helmet;sponge helmet;yak toupee;eelskin pants;floaty rock pants;furry kilt;furry pants;furry skirt;gnauga hide chaps;gnauga hide kilt;gnauga hide skirt;hippopotamus kilt;hippopotamus pants;hippopotamus skirt;lynyrdskin breeches;penguin shorts;penguinskin mini-kilt;penguinskin mini-skirt;pink pinkslip slip;square sponge pants;yakskin kilt;yakskin pants;yakskin skirt;eelskin shield;painted shield;spiky turtle shield;spongy shield;lynyrdskin tunic;barskin cloak;barskin hat;basic meat fez;basic meat helmet;bowler;clown wig;Crimbo hat;demon-horned hat;enchantlers;fez of etymology;grass hat;meat cowboy hat;meatloaf helmet;meatloaf helmet;pimpin' meat hat;raspberry beret;sequined fez;time helmet;Tropical Crimbo Hat;barskin loincloth;basic meat kilt;basic meat pants;basic meat skirt;bowlegged pants;Crimbo pants;demonskin trousers;grass skirt;sticky meat kilt;sticky meat kilt;sticky meat pants;sticky meat skirt;tighty whiteys;time trousers;Tropical Crimbo Shorts;barskin buckler;cardboard box turtle;catskin buckler;clownskin buckler;demon buckler;gnauga hide buckler;hippo skin buckler;meat shield;penguin skin buckler;sebaceous shield;six-rainbow shield;teflon shield;tortoboggan shield;velcro shield;vinyl shield;yakskin buckler;bat-ass leather jacket;clownskin harness;demonskin jacket;gnauga hide vest;hipposkin poncho;tuxedo shirt;white snakeskin duster;yak anorak;elevent;giant green gummi ingot;giant red gummi ingot;giant yellow gummi ingot;depleted Grimacite astrolabe;depleted Grimacite grappling hook;depleted Grimacite gravy boat;depleted Grimacite hammer;depleted Grimacite ninja mask;depleted Grimacite shinguards;depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt;elevenderizing hammer;elevennis shoes;ghast iron cleaver;ghast iron codpiece;ghast iron Garibaldi;ghast iron heater shield;ghast iron ingot;asbestos meat stack;chrome meat stack;linoleum meat stack;Belt of Loathing;Goggles of Loathing;Jeans of Loathing;Scepter of Loathing;Stick-Knife of Loathing;Treads of Loathing;Crimbonium fuel rod;gelatinous meat mass;sentient meat mass;simple AI;zombie dinosaur egg;17-alarm Saucepan;Chelonian Morningstar;Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril;Hammer of Smiting;Shagadelic Disco Banjo;Squeezebox of the Ages;sea chaps;sea cowboy hat;sea holster;baneful bandolier;corroded breeches;corrosive cowl;diabolical crossbow;grisly shield;malevolent medallion;pernicious cudgel;villainous scythe;A Light that Never Goes Out;Frankly Mr. Shank;Hairpiece On Fire;Half a Purse;Hand in Glove;Hand that Rocks the Ladle;Meat Tenderizer is Murder;Ouija Board, Ouija Board;Saucepanic;Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion;Sheila Take a Crossbow;Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals;Vicar's Tutu;Work is a Four Letter Sword;space beast fur hat;space beast fur pants;space beast fur whip;thicksilver spurs;nicksilver spurs;quicksilver spurs;sicksilver spurs;slicksilver spurs;ticksilver spurs;wicksilver spurs;asbestos crossbow;carob cannon;chrome crossbow;hot cross bow;linoleum crossbow;projectile icemaker;rainbow crossbow;asbestos staff;chrome staff;hairy staff;linoleum staff;meatspout staff;smoldering staff;Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern;asbestos sword;chrome sword;linoleum sword;shuddersword;Spirit Precipice;sword behind inappropriate prepositions;club of the five seasons;creepy-ass club;evil-ass club;frigid-ass club;hot-ass club;nasty-ass club;non-stick pugil stick;basic meat crossbow;bubblewrap crossbow;can cannon;cardboard crossbow;curdflinger;dense meat crossbow;dripping meat crossbow;dripping meat crossbow;eXtreme meat crossbow;goulauncher;Kentucky-fried meat crossbow;repeating crossbow;savory crossbow;starchy crossbow;styrofoam crossbow;7-inch discus;bubble bauble bow;dueling banjo;gatorskin umbrella;gatorskin umbrella;grease gun;potato pistol;soup-chucks;velcro paddle ball;wiffle-flail;basic meat staff;bow staff;bubblewrap staff;cardboard staff;dense meat staff;dripping meat staff;dripping meat staff;eXtreme meat staff;flypaper staff;giant cheesestick;glistening staff;Kentucky-fried meat staff;poutine pole;PVC staff;ram-battering staff;rusty staff;savory staff;soylent staff;squeaky staff;staph of homophones;starchy staff;styrofoam staff;basic meat sword;bubblewrap sword;buffalo blade;cardboard sword;Crimbo sword;dense meat sword;dripping meat sword;dripping meat sword;eXtreme meat sword;flaming cardboard sword;Frost™ brand sword;grass blade;icy-hot katana;Kentucky-fried meat sword;muculent machete;pestoblade;savory sword;starchy sword;styrofoam sword;Super Magic Power Sword X;sword of static;time sword;Tropical Crimbo Sword;velcro broadsword;basic meat foon;basic meat spork;foon of fearfulness;foon of fleshiness;foon of foulness;foon of frigidity;foon of fulmination;teflon spatula;bar whip;bat whip;clown whip;demon whip;gnauga hide whip;hippo whip;penguin whip;rattail whip;tail o' nine cats;white whip;yak whip